He’s The Pizza Delivery Guy!

Just a little HaHa for our Friday moods.

A large US consulting company was feeling it was time for a shakeup so hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did

here?”

From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy.”

Boo-ya Friday!

Ahhhhh Friday. Most people favor this day. I haven’t figured out how to do that yet. For me it’s the busiest day for work and I know that since the weekend is here that I have to pace and figure out how to spend my time. Most weekends that’s easy and alcohol doesn’t bring a thought to mind but when I’m like this…in the midst of being either manic or low, obviously haven’t figured out which one yet…rapid cycling, being the ping pong ball instead of the paddle…then I have issues with figuring out the weekend, figuring out what is healthy, figuring out the even balance between having addictive traits to something or just going with the flow and enjoying myself.

Well this Friday I say Boo-ya! and I’m going to not stress because I KNOW that I’m going to NOT drink. That’s what it all boils down to that I’m scared shitless that I’m going to screw this whole sobriety/happiness thing up.

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It’s Friday & I Didn’t Know It

Strange huh, that I didn’t know? Which means I didn’t think about drinking, I didn’t plan on drinking, and I don’t even want to drink.

I spent a good hour online looking for a job, but alas there isn’t any around here…this seems to be a trend for around here since I’ve been looking now for about 4 months. There’s just nothing. My FIL told me about the website his friend handles called, ( www.snagajob.com ) but still nothing. I’m afraid I am never going to be able to find work, and we really need an extra income right now because the savings is just about gone and where did it go? To pay for the house. I’m not going to think about that just right at this minute because that could bring forth thoughts of alcohol that I don’t want to have. My hubby is of course playing cards tonight so I have to figure out something to do so I am not bored, right now the only thing I have planned is the dishes and laundry. Exciting right?

The point here is that I don’t want a drink. And that’s huge progress.  I also haven’t had a drink in 6 days/nights and that’s enormous progress.  Lets see how many days I can go without a drink.

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