I Be Bitching

About everything.

Here have some music.

Because this is right.

 

Because I miss him.

 

Because I want to be loved like this.

 

Because I’m drunk.

 

Because I love,

Countess Bats

Keep It Simple Saturday

Today my kid’s soccer season starts.  I have to talk both of them into doing this!

Keep it simple y’all and have fun.

Soccer Mom???? Really?!!!!

There is nothing more satisfying than a coach asking if your daughter will be at every game through the season and to please have her show up on the games for the tournament (that I had no clue would happen). Nothing more disappointing than knowing you can’t be there for the one game she would want to be there for. Sigh.

Smarts, needs to go up against this team. For three seasons she has and they have a boy (manboy) who is so much older than the other kids and Smarts is getting ready and IS ready to finally take him but yet we won’t be there for that game.  Talk about a let down for Smarts.  Double sigh.

Ever Read Your Spam?

Dude, y’all ever read your Spam?  Here’s one of mine:

“hermes horseshoe bag “

YES!  I absolutely agree. HA!

My Heart is Gold for My Smarts

Remember Smarts? She’s 13 now, she awesome.  She has a 4.0 GPA.  I have zero complaints other than she whines.  That’s not normal, right?  Right?

 

*I could probably use proper English at some time. HA!