Found this on Twitter and I giggle every time I see. Charlie Sheen has had his issues but he sure can make so many laugh. Thought I’d share the laughter with you all.
I’m feeling a bit ripped off. Apparently there was an earthquake and it was felt all up and down the east coast, I’m talking from Georgia right on up the coast to Maine. Everyone around here was and still is talking about it,
What did you think of the earthquake?
Well I think I was glued to CNN when it happened because I’ve been glued to the news for 3 days now because of Libya and when the big banner of BREAKING NEWS came up on the screen and they announced that it happened in Virginia, my mouth dropped open and then they started talking about how wide-spread it was felt. I didn’t feel it and neither did my dog but literally neighbors felt it. So I’ve come to the conclusion that either they are on some pretty powerful green glowing mushrooms or I am and don’t remember taking them; in which case I’m feeling a bit ripped off about that also.
My Dad said it best and keep in mind he lives about a half hour to forty-five minutes from the epicenter of The Great East Coast Quake of 2011,
If that ride was a 5.9, I want my money back.
To which my brother replied not to mock God and that this is a sign we all need to prepare for his resurrection. Uh well that’s a whole other post.
Giggling is one of the things I love about children and I don’t think we as adults do it enough but when I watched The Ridiculist on AC360 on Friday night and heard Anderson Cooper actually giggle, I had to post this. I couldn’t stop laughing through this whole thing, so without further ado I present to you Ander-Cat on The Ridiculist.
With the recent bullshit happening here in the US with our economy and the silly antics of our own government, I thought we all should take a moment today and chuckle. So I went in search for something just right for this occasion and well I found it on of course You Tube. Enjoy everyone!
You all will appreciate this one so I thought I’d save it for the friday share and in this share I can guarantee there is going to be more information than you care to know and if you are that type of person, I’d move on now. The other morning I got up as I do every other morning, except since I haven’t been sleeping for various stupid reasons; I got up extra early. I go down stairs and decide on brewing coffee, checking email, showering and then drinking coffee. By time I’m done showering on this particular morning it’s 95 by 8:30am so hey my house, I’m gonna skidaddle down stairs grab my coffee and THEN get dress. Yes when it’s 95 damn degrees and it’s not noon yet, I’m gonna be walking around naked in my house. Well I didn’t have the sliding glass door curtains closed so (great mental image coming up by the way) I pour my coffee, sugar and cream in, turning toward the sliding glass window with the cup right to my lips I look into the eyes of a cop. Yup I said it, a cop, in my back yard and I am dress only in a coffee cup. SO! I walk calmly around the corner out of his view and run batshit crazy up the stair, coffee still in hand (HA!) and get dressed.
When I get back downstairs, he’s still out there so I have to deal with this guy. Sigh. I pour me another cup of joe and head out for what probably is going to be one of the most embarrassing encounters of my life, well maybe I’ve had quite a few embarrassing encounters.
Good Morning, how can I help you?
And I am doing my best not to look at him because he’s seen me naked.
A neighbor called. Said she can smell marijuana on your property.
Okay so my property is well less than a quarter acre and have neighbors all around me and well I guess here there’s never any wind so it has to be MY property and he’s seen me naked.
Yup, he’s seen me naked.
You heard me correctly, naked.
I think this is bullshit. I’m being honest with you sir. This is bullshit. That neighbor hates me. She gets drunk from 2:30 – 5:30 pm everyday and then takes it out on my afterwards. She can’t stand me, I’m just not her cup of well tea and she’s not mine.
He’s seen me naked.
Do you do any drugs?
At this point, I’m shutting the fuck up! And he’s seen me naked!
Well by the looks of your property I don’t see anything unusual going on and I believe you.
Great he believes me! Could that be because he’s seen me NAKED?! Thankfully he leaves soon there after and I just go sit on my couch thinking, I can’t wait for Halloween. I’m gonna get her and her little dog too. Bizarre damn morning, I tell you. So when I say I live in the 10th circle of hell, I really mean it.